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So this happened today…
So my friend Amber has been worried she might be pregnant again after having a beautiful baby boy last year, so we decided to get the test and wait to take it until we got home. Without me knowing she took the test and didn’t tell me until we got to the car to have a smoke….
Amber: “So… I took the test and I’m pregnant…”
Me: “wait what??? YOUR JOKING! Amber why didn’t you tell me you took the test! Wtf!!”
Amber: “I wanted to tell you after I talked to Tasha (my older sister) about it….idk what I’m gonna do Sarah…”
Me: “I’m still not beliving you until you show me the test! I feel like your joking… what did Tasha say?”
Amber: “she was like, “oh no… aaaaaammmmbbbeerrrrr nooooooooooooo” and then said i can’t tell your mom or dad about it cause they’ll freak out.”
Me: “omg Amber, I’m freaking out. I wonder if it’s gonna be a girl! I’m like slightly worried/excited about it… what are you gonna tell Simon? (Her boyfriend)”
Amber: “idk… he’s gonna freak.. his parents are gonna flip out too… fuck Sarah how long can I keep it from your parents….?”
Me: “well when did you start showing when you had Alex?”
Amber: “around 5 months….”
Me: “okay.. so wait until 4 months to tell them…. fuck Amber… I’m gonna need another smoke after this, I’m stressing out…”
Amber: “no let’s go inside, I wanna show you the test”
Me: “omg okay!”
We both go to the bathroom quickly and she shows me where the test is and backs away slowly out the door, in my head I had a feeling she was joking cause of the way she was acting, but at the same time i was really excited and happy that she was. So just before I opened the package she backs away quickly and starts to run…
Me: *throws the test somewhere and Chases her down the hallway after seeing that she lied* “WHAT THE FUCK! I KNEW YOU WERE LYING!”
Amber: *keeps running and rushes down the stairs tripping four times and almost falling down them as she runs to her room and locks the door, screaming* “DONT KILL ME!”
Me: *runs down the stairs and reaches her door just as she locks it, I then bang on it 5 times* “AMBER OPEN THE FUCKING DOOR! I CANT BELIEVE YOU LIED TO ME!”
Amber: “NO! Your gonna attack me!”
Me: “I’m not gonna hurt you just open the door, my hands are behind my back.”
Amber: *unlocks the door and doesn’t say anything*
Me: *opens the door and sees her standing on top of her bed which is on the otherside of the room ready to protect herself, I laugh as I see her* “omg Amber calm down I’m not gonna attack you. I fucking had a feeling you were joking!”
Amber: “wait what? How?”
Me: “I knew by the way you were acting! Also when we were in the car you were holding in a laugh, I saw you smirk! You were trying so fucking hard not too!”